Summer camp craziness

  • After a kid refuses to talk to Matt and talks to me
  • Matt: "he's a mini black judas,
  • Me: "I think that's inappropriate"

Girl talk

  • Me: "yeah my ex loved nicki minaj"
  • Bri: "that should have been clue number one"

"Never leave the house in sweats. A girl must be prepared to meet a dashing stranger or old enemy"